CUPERTINO– TBWA\Chiat\Day creatives Josh Fenger and Dylan Edmunds have informed Apple account supervisors that they’re “pretty goddamn tired” of Apple CEO Steve Jobs repeated failure to address the team by their given names. “It’s always, ‘What’s that, fuckstick?’ or ‘This better be good, dickweed.’” said an exasperated Fenger. “Is a simple ‘I don’t like it, Josh,’ really too much to ask?” Added Edmunds, “I really thought that whole cancer thing was going to mellow him out a little, but if anything, he’s even worse now than he was before. Every time we present, it's always something like, ‘Try again, monkey boy,’ or ‘Hey, shit for brains. Go tell Lee you’re fired.’ I swear, one of these days I’m going to lose it and kick the crap out of that smarmy shit.”