March 10, 2003
STORY: California Lottery Fun
EDITOR: "Pay up, sucker."

December 16, 2002
STORY: No one cares about Super Bowl spots.
EDITOR: "Yada, yada, yada."

October 7, 2002
STORY: D'Arcy unveils new logo.
EDITOR: "I am a lying bastard."

July 15, 2002
STORY: Pizza Hut cans Wieden.
EDITOR: "The vacation is over."

April 29, 2002
STORY: 4As decries extravagant boondoggles.
EDITOR: "I get letters."

March 25, 2002
STORY: Phil Dusenberry looking forward to retirement.
EDITOR: "My humble apologies."

February 11, 2002
STORY: Bowing clydesdales score big with the elderly & religious.
EDITOR: "'Tis the season."

January 7, 2002
REVIEW: Pretentious pabulum from Lexus
EDITOR: "Here's to a less-torturous 2002."

December 10, 2001
STORY: Saturn execs shocked to learn Hal Riney lives.
EDITOR: "One year later."

November 5, 2001
STORY: Lowe employees still in hysterics over new motto.
EDITOR: "Is this getting old?"

October 15, 2001
STORY: Talking cows galore.
EDITOR: "I am building a moat."

August 13, 2001
STORY: Goodby & Silverstein leave agency to open own shop.
EDITOR: "My mailbag runneth over."

July 16, 2001
STORY: The Brandwheel™ vs. 360° Branding®.
EDITOR: "The horror. The horror."

June 18, 2001
REVIEW: Carrot Top terrorizes the airwaves.
EDITOR: "My attention has been diverted."

June 4, 2001
STORY: TBWA/Chiat/Day arduously prepares for AT&T pitch.
EDITOR: "Life among the savages."

May 7, 2001
STORY: Fired FCB staffers burn down the house.
EDITOR: "Blame the locusts."

April 9, 2001
REVIEW: Talking burgers from Hell.
EDITOR: "McDonald's is hiring."

April 1, 2001 (April Fool's Edition)
REVIEW: Dodge dazzles the car world.
EDITOR: "I've finally sobered up."

March 26, 2001
STORY: "Grey creatives prove dedication."
EDITOR: "I am recovering."

March 12, 2001
STORY: "Honeymoon over for Euro RSCG and Black Rocket."
EDITOR: "Whatever."

February 26, 2001
REVIEW: Earthlink's animated focus group.
EDITOR: "I'm torn, or maybe just drunk."

February 12, 2001
REVIEW: Truly unbearable commercials.
EDITOR: "Your message here."

February 5, 2001
REVIEW: Cingular's singularly bad Super Bowl spots.
EDITOR: "Catch me if you can."

January 29, 2001
REVIEW: Pushing the limits of borrowed interest with Dot TV.
EDITOR: "My job keeps getting easier."

January 22, 2001
REVIEW: God-awful print ads from Lexus, Wrigley's and Balance Bar.
EDITOR: "Look what I've got."

January 15, 2001
REVIEW: Web sites gone bad.
EDITOR: "I was tormented by doubt."

January 8, 2001
REVIEW: Taco Hell.
EDITOR: "I made it out alive."

December 18, 2000
REVIEW: Intel's Blue Men get blown.
EDITOR: "You ask. I answer."

December 11, 2000
REVIEW: Subway's talking penis.
EDITOR: "Still ravaged by fear."

December 4, 2000
REVIEW: Levi's goes Gap.
EDITOR: "I've been flim-flammed."

November 27, 2000
REVIEW: Domino's bad, bad, bad Andy.
EDITOR: "I hate you all."
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